Here is another funny story that was emailed around in the 2000's. I'm glad I was part of the email chain!
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There is a factory in America which makes the Tickle Me Elmo toy; it laughs when you tickle it under the arms. A new blonde employee is hired at the factory and she reports for her first day promptly at 8:00 a.m. The next day at 8:45 a.m. there is a knock at the Personnel Manager's door. The foreman from the assembly line throws open the door and begins to rant about the new employee. He complains that she is incredibly slow and the whole line is backing up, putting the entire production line behind schedule.
The Personnel Manager decides he should see this for himself, so the two men march down to the factory floor. When they get there, the line is so backed up that there are Tickle Me Elmos all over the factory floor and they're really beginning to pile up. At the end of the line stands the blonde surrounded by mountains of Tickle Me Elmos. She has a roll of plush red fabric and a huge bag of small marbles. The two men watch in amazement as the blonde cuts a little piece of fabric, wraps it around two marbles, and begins to carefully sew the little package between Elmo's legs.
The Personnel Manager bursts into laughter. After several minutes of hysterics, he pulls himself together and approaches the blonde. "I'm sorry," he says to her, barely able to keep a straight face, "but I think you misunderstood the instructions I gave you yesterday. Your job is to give Elmo two test tickles."
If you would like to see more of this type of humor, let me know in the comments below.
Fun fact: Did you know that in America the correct spelling of blonde for a female is blonde, while the correct spelling for a male is blond?
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